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The strokes

The strokes are an awesome, beyond cool band that ROCK more than you ever will!
by Elisabeth Sherman November 25, 2004
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Japanese Crab Stroke

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.
Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok
by Nex Solo April 24, 2011
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Strokey

Euphemism hybrid in reference to a Person from Stoke On Trent England who is a real tug job merchant/ toilet trader.
Sarah: Did you just see how that council worker treated that little old lady?
Dave: Mmm typical Strokey. No respect.
by Stoke Shitty March 2, 2015
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The Strokes

the band that knows what's up and has mastered music to perfection, write greatest songs that u can play over and over and never EVER get sick of ..oRgAsm X 5 with jules, fab, nick, nicko and albert all looking perfect in every minute. orginiating in New York-my hometown!! the band everyone wants to party with..and never stop
five, goofy, gorgeous guys who love eachother and show it! u gotta love that..
by isthisit?thisISit August 11, 2004
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two stroke

The best engine for a dirt bike, the distribution of the power is great and easy to use........unless your retarded and give a full twist of the throttle in first gear or while driving slowly (thus flipping over backwards).

You can easily tell the difference between a 2 stroke bike and a 4 stroke:

1. Two strokes have a huge pipe (expansion chamber) leading out of the engine and into the silencer.
2. two strokes sounds more like humming, while 4 strokes sound like someone shitting their pants.
3. Two stroke bikes are smaller
4. Two stroke bikes cost less to fix, and unless your stupid you can do the work yourself.
5. Overall just buy a 2 stroke bike!
4 stroke rider: lets race
Two stroke rider: ok

**go**

4 stroke rider dies from inhaling the blue haze from 2 stroke rider's bike being in front the whole time.
by KX250 June 11, 2006
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Stroke the Salami

1. To tamper with a piece of meat.

2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).

Adapted from American Pie

See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself
Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.
by turbanator December 29, 2002
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stroker and hoop

- a show on cartoon networks adult swim
- what i call the undercover cops from GTA
Oh shit! I got fucking 4 stars and Stroker and Hoop keep ramming into me!
by 4thosAbout2rock November 25, 2005
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