Straggot

An annoying and over-sensitive heterosexual. The straggot reading this will probably downvote it because they can't handle a joke

Straggot: I can't handle a joke on Urban Dictionary! Aren't I such a little straggot?

by Annnabannnannna June 9, 2024

Straggot

A slur for straight people

Shut up straggot I like dick you boob lover

by LewishamiltonshouldrejoinMD October 4, 2025

Straggot

A term used by mentally ill people to describe normal people

“You joining in the orgy tonight, Johnny will be there”

“No he’s a straggot”

by Animal with 500 teeth August 15, 2022

Straggot

Two straight men having sexual intercourse as an act of fun due to boredom or two heterosexuals of the same gender engaging in sexual intercourse as a form of experimentation.

“I heard that those 2 guys are fucking straggots!!!”
“Ain’t no way, man”

by pussy polyester July 7, 2023

Straggot

A slur for **breeders**, to show how unfathomably straight they are.

"Ugh, all Stacy talks about is her and her husband's love-life—this straggot should just keep to herself!"

by kikorumiku1 June 17, 2025

Straggot

A “straight” man who is too afraid to live in his truth just yet.

Girl 1: He’s so sassy wtf!

Girl 2: I know omg. These new straggots have been bugging out lately!

by Msperfectface December 11, 2023

Straggot

An superbased gigachad superstraight mf alpha who gets accused of homophobia, transphobia, and "heteronormative" thinking. Typically said in a negative connotation.

Why does that *straggot* think we're complimenting him? Doesn't he know it's supposed to be an insult? Reeeeeeeeee!

by Commie4ever August 6, 2022