stolen valor

False claims of military service or honor in any form.

This guy showed up to an event in a very inaccurately assembled military uniform which is clearly a sign of stolen valor.

by Bryan McMasters December 22, 2014

Swollen Pussy

Leviathin

Wow. How did leviathin get such a Swollen Pussy? He was fuCked so many times hes lips bulged and his hole widened. Now just a fat pussied dragon.

by sum.fukn.dude June 15, 2022

Stolen Valor

People who claim to be in the Military but are not truly in the Military. A lot of people like to do this by wearing armed forces uniforms with a lot of medals, which are usually incorrect and out-of-place. People who do this disrespectful activity are usually BCT drop outs or people that did not have the apitude and/or courage to join the Military. Sadly, this is not illegal, but is only illegal if they use the uniform to get some kind of reward.

The Stolen Valor coward with the ACU's on with Ranger, sniper, airborne and many other patches that he clearly did not earn was called out by the man who ACTUALLY served in the Army.

by 1-800-PAIN January 21, 2015

swollen

the new way to be pissed off

andrew got stolen, now him and his face are both swollen! ohhhhhhh

by Stevie B Son December 28, 2005

Stolen

A person who has taken too much drugs ex. Ecstacy, Lsd, Crack, Crystal or way too much Hash can become stolen it means people who dont know how to take drugs get their brain damaged permanantly. Symptoms : people who say stupid stuff that dont make sense or stuff that do not involve the conversation or doing stupid stuff.

Yesterday we saw Habib in the street and we were smoking and he came and wanted to smoke so we told him that were going to be bak and to wait for us here and he waited there for 6 hours. Habib is Stolen

by A3sfoors Finest March 18, 2008

swollen

When a sack of weed is packed tight, you say it's swollen.

Hook it up wit a dime. And make it swollen, nigga.

That shit's swollen, foo, I can't even get the nug out the sack.

by Metal_Sac July 1, 2004

Stolen' Off

The act where one person hold a conversation and a random person comes in and knocks them the fuck out!!

Girl: So did you see that new movie?
Boy: yeah it was...
Random person: BOOM!

Crowd: Damn he just got Stolen' Off

by xJoshMFSobleTMx February 4, 2010