Speezing

The act of inflating your balls with a bike pump, then squeezing them till they pop.

Guy 1: Dude your girlfriends awesome, how come you never introduced us?
Guy 2: Idk, things between us are kind of weird and I'm thinking of breaking things off.
Guy 1: Well how come?
Guy 2: She keeps asking if she can speeze me and I'm just not comfortable with speezing!

by Manic O March 17, 2025

Steezin

Dating 3 Asian women at the same time

Damn, did you hear about how Adam is out here steezin these hoes.

by Imreallyskilly August 23, 2025

Sneezing Dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.

Àang likes the sneezing dragon 5 days a week

by Àang October 12, 2025

Steering wheel

When things get passionate and someone takes the driver’s seat — using their partner’s legs like a steering wheel to “navigate” the situation.

Bro said he was in control last night — had both hands on the steering wheel

by Thesprinkler October 23, 2025

lucid steering

Steering in a car that feels so nice and perfect you begin to have sexual feelings for the way your car handles

After i replaced the steering pump on my camaro 1le the wheel just has lucid steering around corners

by Luciddriver52 April 23, 2018

Dick Sneezing

When one blows their load into a tissue.

I am planning on Dick Sneezing while watching some porn.

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023