Low Country Seafood Boil

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.

Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

Seafood Dinner

Profuse, intense and extremely full oral sex, as performed on a female person.

Just look at Trevor's beard! Looks like he just ate a huge seafood dinner.

by GameofThings29 February 5, 2012

Staffer

Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.

Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!

by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015

staffhole

A self-important Capitol Hill staffer. Staffholes usually wear i.d. badges outside of work to prove how important they are, and are frequently on Blackberries or iPhones, conducting "important business."

"I got shoved this morning by some staffhole on his iPhone, updating his Twitter account."

by posesqueen July 22, 2009

Staffacockle

The most versatile of insults. Use it in place of any other insult. Staffacockle is generaly used when you want to end an argument or prove a point. All in all, staffacockle is the Chuck Norris of insults.

Steve: Dude Kevin you suck!
Kevin: Thats not what your mom said last night.
Steve: Go suck a staffacockle!

by Xtralife April 27, 2011

Staff Retreat

A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.

Last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy.

by Moral officer November 18, 2015

stafano

A bad assistance mother fucker who is better than you.

Man that boy is a real Stafano.

by Such true February 27, 2017