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United States of America

(1) A nation that has received so much crap from other people around the world for being imperfect.

(2) A nation that has adopted indigent children from countries all around the world called immigrants who sought a haven from their home countries for various reasons including economic opportunity that the home country could not convey.

(3) A nation that is so quickly (and wrongly) criticized due to a very small minority of so-called "patriots" consisting of imbeciles arrogant enough to believe they speak for 300,000,000 people and ignorant enough to spread the stereotypes of Americans.
European: "Man, the United States of America sucks!"
Canadian: "I know right?"

American: "Ignorant prick..."
by flipoccino June 23, 2010
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statisticular cancer

The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.
Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.

Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.
by montycus October 10, 2007
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A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.
The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.
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United Statesmen

One who is born in the United States of America is defined as a United Statesmen, just as one who is born in Canada a Canadian and one who is born in Mexico is a Mexican. All Canadian, Mexican and a United Statesmen can be called Americans.
1) A person born in any of the 50 states of the United States of America is a United Statesmen.
2) A person born in Canada is not a United Statesmen.
3) A person born in Mexico is not a United Statesmen.
4) An American can be Canadian, Mexican, or United Statesmen.
5) A United Statesmen is specific to its region of North America.
by Sds September 18, 2012
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United States of America

A company with a poor Better Business Bureau rating that is jointly owned by small enclaves of hyperproductive accelerationist demonic billionaires, whose main product is Democracy™.

United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.

To facilitate these business interests they:

- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.

- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.

- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.

- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.

- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.
"Man, we have a lot of oil and poppy farms here I sure hope the United States of America doesn-"
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *

" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*

"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"

*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*
by fragi1e December 8, 2022
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statistical anomaly

Fate, or extremely low chances, or likelihood, of an event happening on its own due to statistical data proving otherwise.
I didn't think I was ever going to see you again! Then you turn up on my doorstep like-
A statistical anomaly?
Well I was gunna say fate, but yes.
by Modizzlemynizzle February 8, 2017
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Statistics

Live from g-25 let’s go! Put lil timmy tim in youtube.
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