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Stash Pad

1. A place where a man stores his mistress hidden away from his wife (if he has the means).

Can also be:

2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."
def 1.

Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?

Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.

Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.

Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.

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def 2.

Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves

Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?

*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*
by collegeh00k3r August 27, 2016
mugGet the Stash Padmug.

stash slash

means to hide ones urine...
" hey steve get my wee bottle out from the fluids drawer, im going to have a stash slash"
by 420MUSIK June 11, 2013
mugGet the stash slashmug.

B-stash

any girl whose name starts with a b and has a moustache. Can be replaced with any letter before stash.
ooh man you didn't hook up with b-stash did you!? .... yes, her moustache tickled a little tho.
by Arik W February 11, 2006
mugGet the B-stashmug.

coon stash

when u stick ur finger up a coons but and wipe it some ones face....
by cliptonmy October 23, 2007
mugGet the coon stashmug.

ill stash

when a person has more than just a normal stash. when a persons moustache becomes so incredibly intricate that you dont even notice the person behind the stash.
james: BWAAAHAHAHA, check out that doods ill stash.
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!
by rayjay April 23, 2006
mugGet the ill stashmug.

tampon stash

1.when a girl hides drugs in her vagina, by cutting a hole in a tampon and inserting the drugs there. she keeps the tampon in if she's getting on a plane, or in any situation where she might be searched.
1. dude, if it wasn't for my tampon stash, our asses would be chillin in jail.
by erinito June 22, 2007
mugGet the tampon stashmug.

Stash

Your stash looks fantastic on you!
by Gregoire September 28, 2005
mugGet the Stashmug.

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