strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

by Joe Z May 3, 2008

Walnut Strangler Style

Any heterosexual sex position done with your female partner's panties left on and you reach behind the bottom part of her panties for your balls and penis. Your hard penis goes inside her (analy or vaginaly) and you bring your walnuts down the opposite side of her panties that they came in from.

Harvey, it was awesome, I remembered to do her Walnut Strangler Style and it felt like her hot girlfriend was there sucking my nuts each time I pulled out!

by Harvey A. K. September 10, 2006

boston strangler

When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.

I don't think i was ever gonna' cum with the boston strangler around my cock!

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

boston strangler

The act of having sex in a females tracheotomy.

This saturday was awesome! I went to the smokers convention and finished off the night by giving this girl I met the Boston Strangler.

by Jeremy.S.6969 April 10, 2008

mexican strangler

made up sexual position. conceived after trying to think of all the obscure names out there now. later, the definition was made. In the doggystyle position, the "giver" reaches around and rubs their own ass crack real good, then proceeds to cover the "takers" face,strangling them with ass hand.

i was giving her the mexican strangler good last night and she puked.

by slick ass June 20, 2008

strangleable

someone that is easily strangleable or mentaly easy to strangle by the way they at or how fuckin stupid they are

and of a person that is strangleable is George Bush president of our United States

by William Bancroft-Short July 1, 2005

Bear-strangler

noun. A mild term of abuse used to describe a person (of either sex) whose physique, countenance and social skills combine in so terrifying a fashion as to suggest that their only hope of ever gaining sexual satisfaction would be to strangle a bear then rape the corpse.

"Hello" she boomed, in a voice that could easily be heard above the constant bass thump of the nightclub's, frankly illegal, sound system. I took one glance and turned to run. She was a Bear-strangler, and no amount of bronzy glitter tan was going to fool me into becoming her first human victim.

by Kaptin Kornflakes December 12, 2008