starbucks
a plan thought up by some idiot (see George Bush) that actually worked, eventually attempting to result in world domination. (see Borg)
starbucks
Gloria Jeanskicks Starbuck's ass! Gloria Jeans is good while the extremely overrated Starbucks tastes like dirt mixed with 3-day old coffee filters. Volkswagen driving, L.L. Bean wearing, wannabe artsy 25+ year olds with Macs make up the ritually starbucks drinking crowd.
starbucks
The formal coffee supplier of A-holes.
There are 3 major types of said A-holes
1 Executive (usually distant and pissed)
only aims to get his coffee and go
2 Teacher
tells other peoplein starbucks what something is
3 Writer
people who bring laptops just to be seen writing
There are 3 major types of said A-holes
1 Executive (usually distant and pissed)
only aims to get his coffee and go
2 Teacher
tells other peoplein starbucks what something is
3 Writer
people who bring laptops just to be seen writing
A regular business day in starbucks would most likely include these characters
1 cashier: heres ur coffee sir
executive: yeah whatever (leaves)
2 customer: I'll have a small coffee
teacher: yeah, its actually called "tall"
3 writer1: why be a writer if no one sees you doing it
writer2: that is so true. you should write it down
writer1: okay, will you watch me
(family guy)
1 cashier: heres ur coffee sir
executive: yeah whatever (leaves)
2 customer: I'll have a small coffee
teacher: yeah, its actually called "tall"
3 writer1: why be a writer if no one sees you doing it
writer2: that is so true. you should write it down
writer1: okay, will you watch me
(family guy)
starbucks by The Conqueror February 29, 2008
starbucks
My first and ONLY Starbucks experience:
Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.
My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?
Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.
Her: Hahahahaahahaha!
Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*
Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.
My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?
Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.
Her: Hahahahaahahaha!
Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*
starbucks
The only coffee shop (I know of at least) where the tall is a small and the short is an extra large. You also have to speak what I call "Starbucks" to order anything fancy there. Sheesh.