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The Stapleton Hormone

Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.
Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.
by It’s the sweet 1 May 16, 2018
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stapler

when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.
you so gay, ima give you a stapler
by Devin Shingsley July 12, 2006
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stapleton

a lover who takes advantage of you financially.

(named after Colleen Stapleton)
Bob: Yeah, Mary keeps getting me to pay her rent

Charlie: Dude, you should get rid of her. she's a total fucking stapleton.
by Zak Hall February 5, 2005
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cock-staple

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.
"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"
by dorham May 23, 2006
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Jamican Stapler

When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass
hey zoey if u don't give me a jamican stapler i will punch u again
by A_Very_Angry_ALligator November 4, 2009
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a staple

A bitch that is overly attatched to you.

An annoying person who wont hop off your dick.

An interference of your life.
Ex1) Raul : Yo, babe you better watch your friend Cathy she is such a "staple".

Ex2) Jerome : Yo, Monique won't stop calling me after i hit it and quit it.

Theron: Wow, thats why i don't deal with girls that are a staple.
by Erika, Steph & Cilla August 23, 2008
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clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).
sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE
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