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Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.
"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."
by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023
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Exican standoff

A date or party with some or all of your exes
"Hey man how was the party?" "It was great, but it was a exican standoff."
by Buddyfan4stic April 30, 2025
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Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.
by westynator May 23, 2015
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Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017
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California Standoff

A double jerk consisting of two men. First to fire wins. Ready, Aim, Rub!
That hurts, Jimmy. Rub slower so I can win this California Standoff.
by Mr. OJay May 21, 2017
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Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
by Romantic failure May 8, 2021
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Winchester Standoff

Referring to when you tell someone if they die, you'll sacrifice yourself to bring them back, knowing they too would do the same. The cycle of sacrificing yourself to save the other.
Sam and Dean are usually involved in a Winchester Standoff with each other.
by Yak of All Trades January 19, 2019
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