Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff

Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016

Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."

by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017

Sitdown Standoff

When 2 people next to each other in stalls hold in their bodily functions, waiting for the other person to break the awkward silence

Sam was recently caught in a Sitdown Standoff for 20 minutes, and now his ass is killing him.

by gregman37 May 29, 2012

Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.

"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."

by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023

Istanbul standoff

The kind of a traffic jam caused by a car deciding to go the wrong way into a narrow one-way street.

There we were, in an Istanbul standoff because there is always someone who doesn’t know what a one-way sign is.

by Colonel Casey October 28, 2021

PakiBenchud Standoff

Where a group of friends all projectile vomit in eachothers mouth after a night of drinking. This is usually performed in a sequence

“Woah Marcus, Jayde, Blake and Kyle were all involved in a PAKIBENCHUD STANDOFF”

by MarcusJaydeKyleBlake January 15, 2021

California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.

Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021