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morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.
"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"
by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014
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Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.
Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."
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the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus
employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"
by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017
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stab inn

A tavern located in a less salubrious part of town where violence is commonplace.
"Been in The Empire Bar lately?"
"No chance. That place is a stab inn."
by udticket October 21, 2015
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stabbing cabin

A cabin where you go to have sexual intercourse with women
by Dozer0818 April 19, 2016
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Drag and Stab

When you want to have sex with a girl in the ass but dont have lube so you drag her vaginal juices to her asshole and stab her ass with your penis
What did you do last night?
I drag and stabbed some ho!
by baller35 October 13, 2011
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Le Stab

Used to make the speaker appear cultured and french while they attempt to communicate anger and hatred.
ahhh my 2 billion page article proving that gravity doesnt exist was just deleted from my computer...LE STAB
by Gummy_joe April 14, 2004
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