hogle sampson

the retarded version of homer simpson and is on the ripoff to the simpsons the sampsons

hey dog do you wanna watch the sampsons? nah i dont like hogle sampson

by armpitfart September 4, 2018

Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.

Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling

by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019

Ryan Sample

The biggest fucking idiot licks dick and likes dick in his ass

Fuck you Ryan Sample.

by Kayden Petry October 30, 2019

Adrenaline Scamper

When you are either up late at night and get the spooks (like I am at 1:39) or just get spooked out in the dark and get that morphed, scared adrenaline vibe. Slight background movement or change can terrify you and you begin to hear the slightest of sounds, you end up calming your self to sleep or wetting the bed.

Kai: Dude that movie last night was crazy, you saw that guys head come clean off?
Kyle: Yeah man, pretty rad. I thought you knew I had Adrenaline Scampers though, I was fretting all night.

by owen is a hecking honker April 17, 2020

sampati

A lovely Indian girl. Someone who is shy at first but difficult to get rid of later. You are are lucky one if you have her as your friend and you need to be aware of her as she is short-tempered and bad ass.

who's Sampati ? Chota pack bada dhamaka !!!!

by by bhai bhai April 2, 2019

sample text

A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.

Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".

by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 6, 2017

sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

by hottie April 16, 2005