Squizzler

Noun - The mark left on a man's penis after being bitten by a squid during intercourse with a woman who is secretly hiding a squid in a place where no squid should dwell. (normally given negative connotation)

Ugh.... I got a pretty bad squizzler last night. I should have never had sex with that mermaid.

by The Sneaky Spoon December 2, 2010

Squizzy

An absolute sick cunt..
Best bloke to be around and will put a tab on at the bar if asked…
If you know one… keep him close as he will never do you wrong.

Squizzy… he’s the man

by Littlemoot September 26, 2021

squizzle

To sneakily let go of a fart that requires a bit of effort to let out, and then the u play it all innocent.

Arr harry i herd u squizzle that one out, dont try to keep a straight face!

by [Harry^Hardcore) January 29, 2005

squizzle

A Squizzle is a cigarette. Alotta people say it.....

Yo ima go smoke a squizzle.

by jml396517 September 6, 2006

squizzle

the action of sperm leaving the penis

by Jeffrey Achsay March 8, 2003

Squizzy

Another way of saying someone is gay or sus.

It can also be used when being dissed in a homosexual manner.

"I like penis in my mouth"
"Bro you are so squizzy"

"I be getting all the bitches on my dick"
"Bro we are at a gay bar"
"Damn, that gay dude just got squizzed"

by Mike Oxsmol October 21, 2021

Squiz

Female ejaculate, or the the act of.

That chick squizzed all over my new Laura Ashley sheets.
She covered his face with her squiz.

by kimstress August 6, 2015