Squartle

Strangle to kill; squash to kill

Omg my sister just squartled that bug yesterday!

Dont squartle him, let him die peacefully!

by Nightmare_a7x March 29, 2017

squirmle

A nostalgic 1970’s childs toy that looks like a fuzzy worm on a string. Can also be used to describe a log of shit. Specifically one in the same shape of a squirmle.

Oh my god bro I just dropped the perfect squirmle!

by arschulman December 7, 2017

Squirgle

When a group of women squirt onto one man. Similar to bukkake but more wet and less sticky.

Bri, Lauren, Kerry, and Brittney just squirgled all over me and I loved it!

by dubz1989 December 10, 2017

Squirreled up

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018

Squirteling

The act of nutting in a girl then taking her outside and putting a hose in her vagina and squirting water in her body and it coming out of her mouth.

I nutted in Maddy and she had to go squirteling.

by connorayden69 February 10, 2021

hurty squirties

Explosive diarrhea resulting from eating incredibly spicy foods, making one feel as though they are expelling liquid fire from their rectum.

"I need to stop eating at that Thai place down the street...I spent all morning on the toilet with the hurty squirties!"

by Drunken38 July 6, 2019

just got squirreled

A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).

The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015