squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010

squeege

(Noun) - Someone that has a low moral compass when it comes to furthering themselves. They are willing to tattletale, lie or set you up.

Don't trust Brad. He'd throw his own mother under the bus because he's a squeege.

by Shell -Shell January 3, 2021

Squeeler

Hot dog wrapped in uncooked bacon and grilled on a barbeque. A toothpick placed through the bacon and hot dog at both ends secures the bacon to the dog. Once the dog and bacon are cooked thoroughly the toothpicks are removed. The dog is then place in a bun with the appropriate fixins. Dig in!

"Move those steaks and let me introduce you to the culinary perfection known as squeelers."

by i got 33! September 7, 2009

squeege

along the same lines as a skid, usually refering to a dirty, or criminal like person ... think corey and trevor from the show "trailer park boys"

Some fuckin' squeege stole my bike !!!

by Ski-bo May 4, 2005

squeegee

a card for a palm pilot that puts a cover over the screen

I used a squeegee card to protect my palm pilots screen

by Strong bad July 5, 2003

squeegee squad

a group of guys that mob your car trying to make it look impeccable (!!??) whether you like it or not.

(You talking to your buddy while waiting for the light to change): Oh, here they're coming again, the bloody squeegee squad. Damn!

by idiom fan January 14, 2009

squeege

having to pee.....maybe.....just a little bit....

"i have to take a squeege..."

by ur mom biz-witch October 7, 2006