Squeef

When a woman start to queef but she’s mid squirt.

“Oh no! I’ve squeefed!” Says Rebecca.
“It’s okay. Next time do it in my mouth.” Moans her lover Derek.

by anonymously.bitchy January 11, 2023

Squeef

The force of sneezing which causes in a high-pressure queef

My girlfriend and I were listening to the Joe Rogan Experience post-banging the other night when she sneezed. She sneezed so hard it made her queef. I said, "Dang you just squeefed!"

by shartluvr101 February 25, 2023

squeef

when you make a squeaking noise while queefing, typically this may occur when you run out of lube and decide to use car wax.

girl: man, I squeefed as my boyfriend pulled out the other day! at first it was embarrassing, but then he told me he was into it.
other girl: what the fuck

by squeakyvagina March 12, 2023

Squeef

It is defined as a pussy shart.

She sneezed so hard it made her pussy squeef.

by DJ.JAM-EZ March 15, 2023

Squeef

a natural phenomenon in which a queef and squirt occur simultaneously, typically during or after sex.

When you thought it was just a queef but your panties feel wet and your realize you squeefed yourself.

by Dr. Skunk Bunker M.D. April 23, 2023

Squeef

(of a woman) audibly expel air from the vagina and ejaculate simultaneously.

the low, hollow sounds of a monotonous squeefs could be heard echoing throughout the apartment.

by Dr. Skunk Bunker M.D. April 23, 2023

squeeky arse

Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.

Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"

by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024