squat sauce

diarhea

I had to race to the bathroom and squat sauce.

by Scottwax April 26, 2003

Squat Cobbler

A Squat Cobbler also known in some areas as a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

The squat cobbler loved having his picture taken while dressed as a baby.

by Sal T Penuz June 27, 2016

squat beast

An ugly girl or woman. Derived from the fact that women squat when they urinate.

"My god, she's a real squat beast".

by Ytram December 19, 2006

squat thrusts

gym workout where you squat then thrust here by looking like youre humping

"shower gotta get me one just got back from the gym doing my squat thrusts" "squat thrusts are hard. real hard" "its worth it to get a burn in my sweet inner thigh" "you know how you can soothe that burn? pour sweet cream on it" "sounds to me like the sweet cream needs to be whipped blahahahahah"

by brittanie perez July 31, 2008

squat hole

A vagina resembling a clown pocket. Large enough for one to squat and take a shit in like one would do on a camping trip in the woods.

John:Have you seen Jennifer's pussy man?

Mike:Yeah she's got a squat hole...I'd like to take her camping.

John:Yeah I want some captain D's too.

by Jaque MeHauffe October 16, 2009

Squat Fucking

when a woman wearing super high heels squats over an erect man (laying flat on the floor) and slides up and down on him continuously until orgasms explode!

as the mistress walked into the hotel room she noticed her man laying on the floor, her presence made his cock immediately erect and she hiked up her tube top dress, straddled him and squat fucking him good!!!

by secret mistress July 18, 2017

Squat Sauce

The liquid that your anus uncontrollably releases when you sit down to go to the bathroom the day after receiving Anal Sex.

Caution: May unexpectedly seep out during a fart, so to be safe you may want to stay home that day.

At first it scared me, but now I know that I will inevitably have Squat Sauce the day after I get fucked in the ass!

by GOTS2FIT August 13, 2007