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Sneaky Tank Job

When adorned in a full ninja costume, the act of approaching a blind civilian and swiftly inserting (no more and no less than) three fingers into said civilian's unsuspecting rectal cavity.
"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!
by jtroyanovski@umass.edu April 30, 2015
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Sneaky Chicken

Sneaky chickens are chickens that sneak around, not wanting to be noticed.
Helen, that sneaky chicken, was no where to be seen when I closed the coop tonight.
by likethelion April 12, 2016
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squeaky wheel gets the worm

One who complains the most typically gets the better deal.
He complains so much they are going to going to give him a raise, because the squeaky wheel gets the worm.
by Shamrock619 August 16, 2016
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sneaky hastert

A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.
Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.

Person B: Oh, that was helpful.

Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.

Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.

Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.
by butlerj June 15, 2016
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sneaky paint job

When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her
by Lil-Ernie169 July 10, 2017
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Squeaky Greg

A Squeaky Greg is a sexual/fetish act involving Reddi-wip brand aerosol propelled whipped cream canisters.

According to fetish/sexual deviancy experts Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from the podcast MBMBAM, this act involves inserting the nozzle of the whipped cream canister into the anus of your consenting sexual partner and emptying the entirety of its contents into his or her rectal cavity.
This act is supposedly banned in all US States except for Delaware, most likely due to the likelihood of physical harm caused by the nitrous oxide propellant. The status of its legalities in other countries is currently not recorded.
"I want to whisk you away to Delaware, to see the trees and get some cider, you're going to love it. Make sure to pack some cans of Reddi-wip so I can give you a Squeaky Greg by the waterfalls."
by Perpinsky January 19, 2018
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sneaky ass bitch

If you do something quickly and quietly.
Chamya is a sneaky ass bitch cause she stole janaiyas answers cause that bitch dumb PERIODDTTTTT
by Sneaky ass bitch October 12, 2018
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