ad-sploitation

Refers to any advertisement where an effort is made to expoit an 'in-crowd' demographic or trend and fails due to its inherent intention to sell you something / make you do something.

BMW's 2004 April Fool's spoof 'SHEF' ad.

by isdfnmo April 1, 2004

chin splints

Similar to shin splints, a chin splint is any injury of the chin, jaw, mouth, or tongue that has been suffered as a result of performing fellatio or cunnilingus.

"Babe, I can't go down on you tonight, I'm suffering hella chin splints."

by TSayvs June 11, 2013

Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.

Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!

by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014

face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

Dyke Splinter

When a lesbian eats a hairy pussy, and they get a hair splinter in their mouth

I was eating this hot ass lesbian bitch, and she gave me a Dyke Splinter

by penisfucker9000 April 18, 2022

you'll get splinters

A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.

Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.

by Rikstir February 4, 2014