Spindle Dick

A reference used to a male individual with a surprisingly skinny penis.

"Damm, did you see his spindle dick in that photo though?"

by Madame Bish Biscuits. July 6, 2018

Skiddledink

A substitutionary word used for any situation.

"You're a skiddledink, you know that?"

by ActiveLooncher January 20, 2019

Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.

"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"

by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019

spiddelig

dünn und von Fett triefend

Klara die alte Pommes ist mal wieder komplett spiddelig.

by boertels March 15, 2020

Skiddler

A skilled kid fiddler, also known as a pedophile.

Jerry around the corner is a skiddler, got away with it too many times.

by skubumdest August 26, 2020

Spindled

To be messed up, botched, improper, and or poetic

"I tried talking to Jessica but all my words were spindled'

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Skiddle

jailbait

Fuck Skiddle got me again with the unsolicited nudes!

by Dmax35 April 16, 2021