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ankle sharking

when a cat is walking in circles around your feet, usually waiting for food and/or attention, and occasionally rubs up against your ankles/legs with it's face or rear end. Motion is reminiscent of sharks circling their prey.
When I got home Boris was totally ankle sharking me because I forgot to feed him that morning.
by wingnut76 November 30, 2009
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Spanking

Usually being punished while Bending over a lap a couch a chair and being struck on the Buttocks a set or not set amount of times. This discipline is used to bring compliance to rules established and after other forms of discipline have failed. Some states in the U.S. Still allow its practice. While other have stopped in favor of either in or out of school suspension or detentions. The word can also be used with some sex play between willing adults. Which can establish development of a safe word when the spankie when things go to far. Such acts in this area is known as S&M.
Mom told me that when Dad gets home I'm going to to get my behind blistered with a good hard spankings. Maybe you will listen to me then!
by SlapHappy October 10, 2014
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Spanking the Crab

Having sexual relations with a female, who has recently received a sunburn on her genital area.
After a long day at the local nude beach, Melinda received a god awful sunburn, but Ryan still talked her into a long night of Spanking the Crab.
by Nasty Society January 26, 2011
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Sharking for Parking

The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.
sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.
by Lovetrav April 12, 2011
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Sporking

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.
Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)
by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012
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Sparkling Gay

The 'Twilight' variation of the phrase "flaming gay".
Edward is sparkling gay.
Twilight is so 'sparkling gay' it makes clay aiken look straight.
by Dr. Habanero May 28, 2010
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Spanking

The Spanish King.

(C'mon, what else could that word mean?)
When we were in Madrid, we were received in a Spanking Audience.
by not_the_king July 2, 2010
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