Spackle burgler

A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?

by spank-the-monkee May 29, 2018

Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy August 29, 2017

action-spackle

to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience

When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!

by Karlsbad August 29, 2009

spackled eyes

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.

I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!

by Kdog37 December 31, 2014

ball spackle

Thick extra sticky, extra large cum shots. can also be used to hang wall paper or re-paste your girlfriend’s extensions back in.

Carl has gotten quite the rep, he apparently blows ball spackle when he cums, all the girls can’t handle it.

by PuffyRI July 25, 2022

hit spick spackle

balls

"poop"

*gets mad*

*laughs*

"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"

*gets scared, runs away lickety split*

by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021

Making Spackle

A term used in reference to a male ejaculating sperm after he masturbates.

He's in the bathroom again making spackle

by JO Bud September 09, 2024