Solution Architect

Someone in an IT department who is a condescending wanker that spends weeks studying the most simple of problems, produces a pretty colour picture, and tries to preach as to how something should be done. Usually they are entirely wrong.

Solution Architect: I’m the Solution Architect.
Everyone else: You’re a dickhead.

by Hedgehog Juggler October 6, 2021

Sourindra

An Indian name meaning the Power of Lord Indra, or the brightest star ever.

No power in any form can ever be stronger than Sourindra !

by Rajan06 November 22, 2021

Sourideth

Holy smokes. A person without any trust issues whatsoever. Very kind and selfless, will bring you snacks if you ask him nicely. Sourideth never hesitates to show you one of his dank-ass memes depicting his weid but sympatheic humour. An outstanding human being, which one can be grateful to call their friend.

Example:

Person 1: ,,hi sourideth''
Sourideth: ,,holy moly''

Sourideth was contemplating wether to cut his wild mane and defy being in his reckless twenties or to keep it and ask himself where he could be in life if he had a civil hairstyle.

by WWilli January 11, 2022

Solutionist

Problem solver.

David Moody is a solutionist. He can assess any incorrect situation or task with the development of an alternate, more effective and pro efficient method for the better of all of which it intels.

by Storm Da Mood July 6, 2023

Brown solution

When one is lacking an adequate water supply to perform ordinary hygienic routines, so they resort to replacing the fluids normally used with the excremental substance produced by themselves. A prime example of this is the shit bath or the brown cleansing.

The brown solution is a very specific routine that one must follow in a dire situation.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.

by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014

Ideal Solution

A solution that obey Raoult's law in all proportions.An Ideal solution has the same volume as the sum of the individual volumes of its constituents and no heat is exchanged in mixing an ideal

solution

A perfect ideal solution does not exist, as most solutions show deviations from Raoult's law.

by HandleSwag February 22, 2015

simple solutions

A book that is a supposed learning tool, but is comprised of anything but simple problems. Normally results in: The losing of hair, suicidal thoughts or actions, and the destruction of one's property around them.

Um... What happened to your house?

I had the kids doing their simple solutions homework.

Ohh.

by LUCKYLAGAPPLE January 15, 2018