Splunkify

To become awesome. To add cool things to a collection
see splunky

She wants to splunkify her wardrobe

you need to splunkify your self

by JoMo16 November 4, 2010

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

splunk

A cross between a slut and a punk.

Wearing "I'm Punk" shirts, studded pink belts, pink converse shoes and admiring Avril Lavigne generally qualifies one for this category.

You may see the splunk species at your next concert. Keep a watchful eye out for them, as they can be dangerous and/or lame.

by Vee Campbell August 28, 2005

Splunk

When someone gargles your ballsac. Similar to a tea bag.

Dude, that slut Emma just gave me a splunk.

by willyp123 August 7, 2012

Slunk

The condition of being so exhausted to the point of being incoherent and incomprehensible in one's conversations.

The term is a combination of the words sleepy and drunk.

Girl: I woke up at 6:45 a.m. with my phone in my hand. I was so tired when I was on the phone when I was talking to you last night! I hope I didn't say anything inappropriate!

Boy: You were slunk!

by Einnoc April 11, 2012

splunker

When a person shits into another persons cleavage

chris james gave ray large a mad splunker in his basement

by jon May 19, 2004

splunk

a less gross word for sixty-nine

we went splunking last night. it was awesome

by awww yeah May 17, 2011