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Solar Hoots

Using a magnifying glass, via the sun, to heat up your pot while it's in a bowl. When it starts smoking, start inhaling. Doesn't leave the butane taste in your mouth.
That hippy was so anti-establishment he only did solar hoots.
by sums420 May 22, 2009
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solar coal

A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.
Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.

Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!
by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 30, 2010
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Solar-Vet

A car that runs on solar power.
My 80 year old neighbor let me walk her goose after I purchased my first Solar-Vet.
by Gooske June 11, 2006
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solar program

United States Marine Corps Solar Program - everything under the sun. All you boys and girls who want to join-up and think you don't need education to be a bad-ass, will be placed into the USMC Solar Program. Some exciting career MOS's include: Guarding a concrete runway on a deserted island for 3 years straight, burning shit-pits, drilling bed-making procedures and of course - push-ups, push-ups, push-ups. Other branches of the Armed Forces provide similar programs, although nothing quite compares to the Marines.
Damn! I wanted to see the world but they stuck me into the USMC Solar Program!

I'm shipping out to Japan next month. I think for the next 2 years I'm going Solar.
by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008
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Solar Eclipse

An American teacher in her 50's, as round as a Solar Eclipse.
Dang, that woman is so huge she looks like a Solar Eclipse!
by 84675938957847 November 14, 2016
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Solar System

A gravitationally bound system of the Sun and all the things that orbit it, there is one star, 8 planets, (used to be 9 (with Pluto) but considered to be a dwarf planet in 2006.) and 5 dwarf planets recognized by the IAU.

In prehistoric times, the first 7 planets (including Luna, our moon.) and the Sun were discovered. In the Copernican system, the Moon was considered to be no longer a planet. Luna was originally thought to be the only body in the system whose revolution was not centered on the Sun. The next 2 planets, Uranus (yuhr-uh-nus) and Neptune, weren't discovered until 1781, when Uranus was discovered, and 1846, when Neptune was discovered. Many of Jupiter's (Galilean moons) and Saturn's moons were discovered during the 1600s. In 1787, Uranus' first two moons, Titania and Oberon were discovered. 2 years later, Saturn has two more moons discovered. In 1801, Ceres was finally discovered by Giuseppe Piazzi, After Neptune was discovered in 1846, in the same year, Neptune's moon (Triton) was found. 2 years later, a moon of Saturn has been found. In 1851, Uranus has two more moons. In 1877, the two moons of Mars were finally founded by Asaph Hall. Years later, a moon of Jupiter and a moon of Saturn was discovered. Going to the 1900s, 4 more moons of Jupiter were found. Then in 1930, Pluto was found! But later on in 2006, after 76 years, Pluto was now considered a dwarf planet. Most of the dwarf planets were found in the 21st century.
Teacher: Today, were gonna be talking about our Solar System.
Students: Ok, I see were gonna be talking about space....
Teacher: Tommorow, we are going to the museum to talk about events that happened in space.
by LGK Artz July 19, 2017
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