Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 02, 2010

soggy bitch

A soggy bitch is a girl who is bitter, annoying, and and interrupts every sentence you make. She isn't just a bitch, she's a SOGGY bitch. Therefore, she is like a wet dog: inconvenient and hard to ignore.

"Ugh mom you are such a soggy bitch!"

by HIBYEHELLOmilk123 August 24, 2017

soggy seagull

when one wears a sweatshirt and sweatpants, typically at the beach. established in Avalon, New Jersey.

Vinny: Wow, Joe wore sweatpants and a sweatshirt to the party.

Billy: What a soggy seagull

by cangus July 06, 2010

Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.

Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.

by bloodbath428 April 25, 2006

Soggy Jemmima

A tissue filled with hand sanitizer, often used to peg at one's colleauges.

Bro you better stfu or else I'll peg a Soggy Jemmima at you

by norlane spastic 69 January 17, 2023

soggy sammy

When you put your hands in your mouth and rub 'em all over someone's face.

Girl1: John is such a good kisser!
Girl2: Yeah, if you like soggy sammys

by WeezyEd March 03, 2017

Soggy Noggin

When one’s friends soak one’s head whilst slumbering.

Randy woke up with another Soggy Noggin after his pals Larry and Plimpton peed on his head all night while he was sleeping!!!

(Soooo hawt!)

by Red monster boy August 11, 2023