SOMFL

An acronym which stands for "story of my fu**ing life", indicating that a situation occurs often for you.

I got my heart broken again. SOMFL.

by LaPozolera October 13, 2023

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SoftLess DumboBoy

Hesitation Cause By Problems, That People Would Talk Bad About Them In Mean Way Of Snitching On Others.

Piper: Hello Sophie

Sophie: Hi Piper

Piper: We Going Out To The Squad House To See Emily.
Sophie: Oh Okay
Piper: Let’s Go Then.
Sophie: You Know What Happen When You Talk About Missing Emily Always Well I Know Why, You Do It.
You Just Talk Trash Talk About Her And Know I found out That You Are A SoftLess DumboBoy.
Piper: What?

Piper: Mom Sophie Called Me Something Bad.
Sophie: No Don’t Call Your Mom, Now Because You Act

A Little Snitch On Everybody and That Is Why Emily and Me Is Not Friends With You.
Piper: Oh My God, Now I’m About To Cry About My Friends For Me Now, I Am All Alone.
Jay5ive: SMD Piper Go Eat A Dick, Stupid Bitch.
Emily: I’m Here Now Piper, Jay5ive Called You Out Now.
Jay5ive: Yo Sdot Go, Naz GPG and Jay Hound C’mere I Got New Friends Now Emily Dobson And Sophie Fergi.
Sophie: Wow Thank You Jay5ive.
Jay5ive: Thank You To Sophie.
Piper: Shut Up Jay5ive and Give Me Back My Friends.
Jay5ive: Shut The Fuck Up Piper Rockelle, You Not Going Too See Your Friends, They Said They Like Me More Than You,
Matter A Fact You Should Be Gone Without Your People.

by AJ EBK November 4, 2023

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Sofel

(A combination of ‘softly yell’)
To yell whilst keeping your voice low, or at a near whisper level.

‘She tends to sofel whenever she doesn’t want others to hear her arguing.’

by ZoeyDoey! December 29, 2023

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sofl

shitting on the floor laughing

used to express extreme happiness and excitement in text

sometimes used as a response to a joke
similar to rofl (rolling on the floor laughing)

nathan: why did the chicken cross the road
taylor: why?
nathan: …to get to ur moms house
taylor: OMG 😭😭😭 IM SOFL

by krtny December 9, 2023

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softleys

A fat cunt who works at teethyz who likes to target people who goes against her word, sort of trying to make sure nobody can overthrow her.

"bitch the irish cunt, softleys is trying to get me blacklisted for nothing.."
"i wish she was affected by the potatoes"

by distedoingsumunhorny March 23, 2024

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Softlocking

A softlock in gaming terminology is when you are stuck at a specific point in a game with no way to get out or escape. This usually happens by glitches and is not an intention feature of the game. A lot of times, you have to start from a different save point or even restart the game entirely to escape it.

Some examples of softlocking are: being unable to progress due to being stuck in an area without the tools to get out, a corrupted save file so that you cannot really progress on that save, etc.

Example sentence: My game glitched out and I'm stuck under the map. I cannot do anything so I think I'm actually softlocked.

by lopikm January 27, 2026

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