soap opera

(n) 1. Real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. 2. Fuck em and get your own life

Dude, get off your soap opera-watching ass and get a life.

by snakemanjames August 20, 2009

Dropping the Soap

When in prison, the soap may occasionally be dropped in the community shower. What results is someone getting porked up the butthole

My mate Susie does it in the female wing all the time. Its called dropping the soap

by dhodawg1 May 14, 2014

Drop the soap

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"I wouldn't drop the soap if I were you"
-6ix9ine

by McBooty6969 January 28, 2019

soap ass

The act of inserting a bar of soap up one's own ass when additional cleansing is necessary.

Jay: I just took a shower, better not use that bar of soap for a while.
Zach: Why not?
Jay: I had some nasty diarrhea earlier so I had to soap ass.

by J G F January 5, 2009

soap cum

the sticky residue that accrues on your soap when it has been left sitting in water overnight.

Awww man! I left the soap in the shower last night and now it's covered in soap cum!

by Geoff Conklin January 11, 2009

soap cobra

When someone uses your bar of soap in the shower and leaves a pubic hair on it. Usually coiled up with one end raised up looking like a coiled cobra ready to strike.

hey honey next time you use my soap could you wash off all the soap cobras! Its fuckin gross

by freak-o13 September 30, 2009

drop the soap

A situation in which leaves you in a suggestible position for painful, embarrasing and/or discouraging consequences

The prison guard's words "Don't drop the soap" was the only time he had before the inmates raped him

Crap!, I dropped the soap and my house got repo-ed. I'm totally f---ed now!

by Jose Gomez June 21, 2006