sneak freak

A person that enjoys, wears, or collects sneakers.

Raekwon "Sneakers":

"...Who wear it all I'm an addidas freak
Multi thousand pair sneak freak..."

by Scott Sittlow May 13, 2009

Sneak a Peek

(v.) To look in one's locker room (generally female) and sneak a peek of the goods.

Charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the Y and sneek a peek.

by midgetsnatcher March 15, 2004

sneak attack

Really awesome move where you bang a chic in the ass, and just before you cum, pull out and spit on her neck. Innocently thinking you finished, she turns around, just in time for you to nail her in the face.

by Liz May 15, 2003

greek sneak

To fuck somebody else in the ass, usually without warning. Can be used both literally and figuratively.

"Oops, I missed!!! Sorry, honey. Didn't mean to pull the greek sneak on ya."

"So I was bidding on this thing, thought I had it,... then some dude pulled a greek sneak on me and grabbed it at the last second!"

by Mr. Slinky October 26, 2005

Cape Sneak

Taking one's balls and laying them upon an unsuspecting victim. The cape sneak originated in Cape Cod and is primarily placed on the foot, navel, or cheek vicinities. Getting "cape sneaked" is considered to be the most embarrassing of brotivities.

Yo bro, I just cape sneaked that kid while he was packin' a ding.

by HaboonTheBaboon May 24, 2010

Sneak Stream

When a man fails to angle his penis correctly whilst in the seated position on a toilet leading to a stream of urine sneaking out from between the rim of the toilet bowl and the underside of the seat.

A rarer yet significant mechanism by which a man misses the bowl, often going unnoticed until clothing is fully saturated.

"I had to go home because the back of my legs were drenched by my own sneak stream"

"If the guy before me hadn't been wearing headphones and browsing Instagram on his phone, perhaps he would have done more to prevent his sneak stream flooding this bathroom"

by PS1_Ron November 1, 2019

Sneak Attack

Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.

Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"

by King of Pedars October 17, 2022