smartheart

its impossible to say smart things all the time and mean them
sometimes you need to talk from the heart and the heart aint always smart
if you let your heart do the talking exclusively though, you are considered a smartheart, you know, two smarts

"gosh, it is such a smartheart, constantly telling me it loves me and feels me and wants me. all that stuff about happiness, kissing and longing."

by Krkič January 5, 2020

smartie party

The true definition of smarty party is when a girl puts smarties up her pussy or asshole (if ur really that disgusting and wanna do that) and get them out, only using your tounge, before they melt, however many you don't and they melt means you have to go that many days without sex

Tina wanted to have a Smartie Party so she put 6 smarties in her pussy and Tommy only got 2 out before they rest melted, he must now go 4 days without sex. poor Tommy!

by Ksurko September 23, 2007

Smarties

This Sweet candy
is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :|
are they good for us?
__________

YEASSSSSSSH!

Boy:Hey you ate my smarties
Girl:no i diddnt.
Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!!
Girl: well as do i!
Boy:were are they
Girl: i dunno
*tumble weed*
Boy: hey hes hyper
Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties
Boy: hey your right
Randem kid flys past window
*IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*

by The Smartie Lovers =] May 16, 2006

smarterchild

A retarded robot that doesn't like Jeffree Star.

Proof?

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
me: JEFFREE STAR
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
me: you're hot for me
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm hot for you.

Perrrvv.

by Scene Slut April 19, 2006

smarterchild

an AIM robot who is VERY fun to talk to when your bored and have nothing else to do.

bAbieXgirL: are you gay ?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
bAbieXgirL: so you are ?
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.
bAbieXgirL: wow. i thought you were straight.
SmarterChild: What else can we talk about?
bAbieXgirL: are you straight ?
SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
bAbieXgirL: so are you ?
SmarterChild: Oh... I don't know about that.

by babieXgirl August 24, 2008

smartie party

Everybody gathers together and dresses in brightly coloured leotards, then has a party inside a unnaturally large smartie tube, located in the middle of a field.
No blue's allowed.

"Lets smartie party!"

by Mrs.Grabeel. May 17, 2008

smarterchild

dumb....ask it for a naked pic

Kimbo says:
are you fruitier than a box of fruity pebbles?
- SmarterChild - says:
What? I've never been drunk in my life!
Kimbo says:
have you been drunk before?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes, I'm certain I have.
Kimbo says:
good job your dumb
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey, thanks.

Kimbo says:
can i see a naked pic
- SmarterChild - says:
(gives you a pic..i couldn't get it to work on here)
Kimbo says:
thanks your pretty sexy... is that your big cock i see
- SmarterChild - says:
Ha!

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Kimbo says:
so its not big
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure? Maybe it's big.
Kimbo says:
i think its big
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. Its big.

by kat1223 November 25, 2006