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Salad Slapper

An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)
"GET OUT A HERE YA SALAD SLAPPER!"

(Past tense)
"Oh yeah! I just salad slapped those bitches!"
by Fatdog700 March 2, 2018
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two slapper

term used by investigators to describe a suspect/target who requires one slap to start him talking and a second slap to shut him up...
The cops knew their prayers were answered when they realized Carl was a two slapper...
by sheila in the car May 18, 2009
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knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.
Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper
by Joe February 11, 2003
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ball slapper

When you're having sex doggy style with a girl and your balls slap up against her lower belly.
by luckylewk July 30, 2004
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slapper stand

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.
"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"
by rmg September 29, 2003
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Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.
by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010
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oyster slapper

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.
by The Atomic One May 7, 2011
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