skin-to-skin

Performing sexual penetration of penis to vagina without a condom. Usually symbolizing more. Reserved and used only with someone special.

Juan was out of condoms so he went skin-to-skin on Kensey.

by ClamFest February 18, 2012

couch skiing

The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.

Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.

by Lilly Rowell September 29, 2007

Gator Skin Balls

They are the most fearsome dodgeball squadren ever assmbled by mankind. There throws are equal to the power of 17 atomic bombs, and they are able to dodge 100 bullets at the same time. They often leave their opponets bloody and missing several limbs. They have no mercy for woman, children, firemen, or ex-Marines, and if the Gods themselves came down to play dodgeball, the Gator Skin Balls would be victorious.

Loser1: "Dude i hope were not playing the Gator Skin Balls tonight, i just got all of my limbs reattached".
Loser2: "I hear that"

by Captain Dave March 2, 2005

skin in the game

To have a personal stake or investment. Originally coined by Warren Buffett

Why do you care what Apple's stock is, you have no skin in the game.

by CatIsWrongAboutThis.JPG December 5, 2013

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

What you use when you are trying to insinuate something and they pick up on it. It's like a get out of free jail card for those moments.

Ashley: Maybe you shouldn't wear that dress.

Lucy: Why not?

Ashley: It doesn't fit right.

Lucy: Are you trying to say I'm fat?

Ashley: I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

by asheebee October 16, 2008

Skinbaby

A human child, though not necessarily a baby. Similar to the word furbaby, used by Eleanor in Accounts Payable to refer to one their nine cats as if they were a human child. Humans are covered in skin rather than fur. The proper context for the use of skinbaby is when someone is annoyed by people that use the word furbaby.

I was invited to my coworker's birthday party for their dog. I asked if I could bring my skinbaby and she seemed offended I'd even ask.

by doubleoevan November 14, 2019

saying "hi" to my monster

masturbating at a high rate of speed

Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.

by Christophe H Graham September 24, 2007