master skype

The act of masterbating with someone live via Skype.

John: Dude I totally master skyped with your mom last night, she is soo hot naked!

Chris: You are soo fucked in the head.

by Allison's Giant Bush July 28, 2010

Skyarrhea

That hideous mix of ice and rain when the temperature is between 31 and 33 degrees Fahrenheit, combined with a stiff Northern wind. It's as if mother nature is literally shitting on all of creation.

"Oh man, it's terrible outside. I've never seen skyarrhea like this before."

by Mandude the glorious April 12, 2008

skappleton

The midwest's longest running annual ska festival. It takes place every year on a Saturday in May. It originally took place at Lawrence University in Appleton (hence the name), but has since been moved to Tanners Bar in Kimberly ( a neighboring town). It includes ska bands from all over the midwest, with many coming from Wisconsin. In 2009, for the first time, there was also a Skappleton held in Minnesota the Sunday after the one in Appleton. It is 12 hours of amazing, ska-filled fun!

-Why can't you walk?
-I was at skappleton yesterday, and skanked my ass off!

by appletonrudegirl July 17, 2009

Skypefuck

Being completely nude on a video chat program, such as Skype, Oovoo, Etc..

Man, you know that bitch Tonya? She Skypefucked me last night bruh!

by LulzForDeadRabbitz July 30, 2010

Skype Date

When you and your significant other or friend plan a time to meet on Skype and video Chat. Very useful when you cannot see person on a daily basis.

Guy 1 " Dude I gotta find a wifi signal, I have a skype date!"

Guy 2 "Oh, cool! Tell me if she's hot as her pics are."

by nansi566 April 20, 2010

Skrape

Where rape is committed via Skype

In a conference call where things go badly wrong - Skrape

by N1 motherfuckers November 25, 2009

Skype

An internet form of a telephone, which is cool in theory. But it is actually filled with men who speak horrible English and ask for naked pictures and want to have phone sex.

"Aloe eez yoo an lesbain? yoo eez on they skype!"

"No, I'm not a lesbian. Please stop calling me, there are children in the room."

by Sanitized August 24, 2008