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Smattering

The infographic piece uses a smattering of both literary and visual techniques to convey the author's message.
by qwertyenglishman September 21, 2022
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Skewering

Skewering is the act of urethral sounding while simultaneously having a butt plug in.
Oscar was skewering in the bathroom again.
by Jack Shit April 20, 2023
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Skewering

Masturbating while two or more people shove as many skewers into the tip of the penis as they can
“Hey Gary I heard your wife left you, wanna do some skewering with mine?”
by Beaunix February 7, 2024
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Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.
The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!
by Antikase February 14, 2024
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Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.
"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."
by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024
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Scottering

When you are having sex with a quadriplegic with nonverbal autism, and they didn't fully consent because of their condition. During this, they begin to autistically yell, making you even more confused but it increases your overall pleasure, causing you to ejaculate prematurely inside of them.
Yo Glen, last night I was scottering that autistic nugget from church. It was pretty weird but pretty nice as well.
by Flaytonson January 10, 2025
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Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne
by theduchess22 February 1, 2025
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