Sketty little spazmoid

A sketty little spazmoid is an individual who deems it socially acceptable to kick about the town in crocs and fluffy socks. They also wear cumbrellas (fake eyelashes), black leggings, fake leather jackets and much more.

"Look at that fucking diabolically ugly sketty little spazmoid"

by John niglington December 27, 2024

Skettings

When you turn up at the motive and you want to know how many ladies are in attendance as well as if they’re worth engaging in coitus with.

Wugwarn my g, what’s the skettings at the shoobz?

by Prometheus47 July 18, 2025

Skettle down

When you’re on the block and some hoe comes at you moving all digital and that, tell her ‘Skettle down’

Oi barbra stop chatting wass and Skettle down a sec

by Prometheus47 July 18, 2025

Skettings

When you want to know how many promiscuous woman are at an event

Bro: ‘yo come to this motive’
Me: ‘what’s the skettings’
Bro: ‘there’s a bag of them here roll through’
Me: ‘say less’

by Prometheus47 December 13, 2025

reeto sketto ree

A bad criminal shobe.

That shobe is reeto sketto ree

by mlemingshobe October 22, 2019

Tossed My Sketti

Eating someones hairy butthole

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.

by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021