Simich

Another way to say sandwich if you are a fucking weirdo like the person who wrote this....

Person1: I want a sandwich.

Person2: Yes. I would like a sammich too.

Person3: I want a simich!!

by Higekei March 10, 2022

shmishmoney

Massive abuser of drugs and alcohol, yet attempting to portray yourself as normal even though it is completely obvious

Look at the shmishmoney over at the bar! He is gonna pass out!

by Phxjrf April 21, 2022

Semish

Imagining a object from your imagination and placing it in the present.

He Semished a portal into the present.

by Jhey16 June 12, 2022

Smish

Noun; Free Creator

I have to channel my inner smish.

by TheSmish November 26, 2022

simisear

The definition of failure; creepy face, middling stats, bad level-up moveset, and worst of all, Pansear is so much better (cuteness-wise). Simisear is so bad that it was rated worst pokemon in Japan.

guy1: heyyyyyy i have fire stone time to evolve me pansear
guy2: dont simisear is ugly if you evolve him throw him in the water

by marill enjoyer December 11, 2022

Semishagoff

Ghetto grocery store in St. Petersburg, run by and for low-income immigrants and pensioners. Usually very crowded and unsanitary but relatively cheap.

- Bratan why do you smell of rotten meat?
- I went to Semishagoff and got ice cream for 19 rubles
- Makes sense

by grishan August 20, 2023

Simisola (Male)

Simisola is a very sweet boy. He is someone that has gone through so many life challenges but still manages to bounce back stronger and stronger. He is a hard lover and a hopeless romantic. When he falls in love with you, he is yours for life.

Her: Simisola (Male) is an epitome of love and bravery.

by Aunty Tem Tem January 13, 2024