Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 24, 2022

Sidelough

A term used to denote dwarfs from the planet Zoolong. They are notorious for their massive schlongs and chunky cheeks.

Did you see that Sidelough over there? He was Sidelough on my car.

by Mongskangyelenny February 16, 2023

Simeon

The inventor of the Minute of Simeon. Simeon from GTA was named after him.

Simeon: Hi I'm Simeon
GTA-playing troll: Haha Simeon from GTA!
Simeon: Not me.. he was named after me though
GTA-playing troll: Yeah right! Everyone knows the Simeon from GTA was named after the inventor of the Minute of Simeon
Simeon: ..
GTA-playing troll: No way! That's so cool! I love the Minute of Simeon!

by Not Simeon March 7, 2023

sieloff

the best last name for anyone to have

"oh look it's a sieloff! go get his/her number!"

by binildine June 24, 2023

Simeon

They are usually quiet but can make you happy with a simple "hi" text
Comes from the arabic word "allah has chosen" and is a Levantine Christian name

He's the sweetest guy you'll know, even if he's also incredibly sarcastic
We all know a Simeon, and we all love a Simeon; and i do too

"Dude... check out that guy over there!"
Yeah, it's Simeon didn't you know? He's the cutest guy i know"

by geneticallyyy August 7, 2024

Sideloading

When someone isn't following a trend or refuses to do something everyone else is doing

Guydude: hey everyone is wearing red tomorrow. you're going to as well right?
Guydude2: Nah I'm not like the rest of yall
Guydude: man, you're just sideloading

by Ratatatataolloi April 24, 2024

Simeon

The name of a cunt

"His name is Simeon"
"Wowee what a cunt"

by E.M.K May 27, 2024