Sampler

having sex once, one blowjob, and one handjob in an 8 month period from a gf and never getting anything after!

caleb the nice guy got a sampler and was completely fed up with her shit.

by thewhiteboy1 April 10, 2010

scrambler jambler

A retarded name for a device used in Halo 3 used to jam up ones radar.

xkronik iz sikx: Woah! i just picked up the scrambler!
xixkronikxix: really! lets scrambler jambler ourselves!
xkronik iz sikx: Good Idea!
xixkronikxix: woah! wered everyone go?

by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007

fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011

filthy shrimper

A person who gets sexual pleaser out of Either touching, sucking, or wanking with feet.

"Filthy Shrimper is a filthy habit, you should be ashamed of yourself".

by halfevil333 August 8, 2016

The Scrambler

“The Scrambler” is a sex position where one party pours boiling water into the other’s asshole, cracks an egg over it, and then proceeds to eat the other out.

“Hey babe, wanna try The Scrambler?”

“Hell yeah, I’m hungry for Over Easy.”

by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019

shrimple dumping

When you dump a fat shrimple

random civilian: 'Big esh Tdog dropped a few shrimples last night innit'
anti shrimple dumping gang member: 'aight den bois lets track im' down ay fam'

by Big Esh Qdog March 1, 2021

hot cocoa sampler box

Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by FormlessOne February 27, 2005