Shmoopee

An adjective expressing empathy for someone who is sporting particularly outlandish facial hair and pouting.

When Pauly showed up looking all shmoopee, I felt bad for him, but couldn't help snapping a photo for Facebook.

by House Of Fu January 2, 2008

schloop

The act of placing a uncircumcised penis over the shaft of a regular penis and jacking of the two together with the foreskin on the uncircumcised penis. Also referred to as "docking"

Hey dude, do you know of any Mexican buddies that we can schloop with?

by Schlooper October 22, 2010

shlomp

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004

schloopeh

If your name can not have kinz on the end of it.
If you can't have kinz, you can have cake.

Laurenkinz sounds awkward, so she's Laurencake; therefore Lauren is a schloopeh name.

by Amykinz November 6, 2007

shloobie

Meaning you are kidding or joking.

"I had sex with your mom yesterday. Shloobie"

by The upid June 27, 2016

shloomp

When you half diarrhea, half poop. A large ball of poop surrounded by diarrhea.

Mitchell: I took my daily shloomp earlier, it was like half melted, rocky road ice cream.
Zane: Nice.

by Cardi bean January 20, 2019

Double-twisty Shlop-shlop

1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A 2-2-2 move.

Someone gave me a double-twisty shlop-shlop last night.

by CTGreen February 27, 2020