shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 July 19, 2006

shitcicle

A piece of fecal matter shaped like an icicle either on or off of a stick.

Damn Tom, did you eat a shitcicle for lunch? Cause your breath STINKS!!

by Reckless01 February 3, 2008

shitdick

after a gay man has sex with his immigrant love slave, he has shit all over his dick

You my fine sir are a shitdick

by sproranher February 22, 2003

Shitkicker

One who tends to kick shit.

Luanne was just coming through the front door, and she shouted at me that I was a shitkicker, and she was right as I was in fact transporting a turd across the living room with my foot.

by Zhirgenhoff December 27, 2007

shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.

"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"

by Mike G June 18, 2004

Shitpacker

noun A
- male who enjoys shoving his package into the anus of the same sex.
- someone who is naturally an imbecile

"Screw you, you shitpacker.."

by cr September 19, 2003

shitdick

When you are a dick of shit

Mark(fag)Gustidus

by Jer Kremski September 17, 2003