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Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.
"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."
by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010
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Shitlucked

Having bad luck; no hope for someone.
This project is shitlucked.
by obladee December 9, 2010
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snotlockered

a word used to describe only the most righteously drunk or high
Dude he's so snotlockered he thinks he's a dog!
by SlizzardSUCKS December 17, 2010
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Shitlock

The act of getting beligerant and shitting yourself. This is followed by taking off your drawers and putting them on your head like a hat, and then smearing shit all over the entire room you passed out in. Never clean up your mess, just leave the premises the following morning when you arise in your mess.
Man did you see the bathroom after that party ?!? someone shitlocked it !!!
by Ugotburned July 17, 2015
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Shitlocks

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.
by snife83 October 19, 2015
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Shlocker

A shower locker. Keeps your moochy roommates and siblings away from your shower stuff.
My roommate put nair in my shampoo so I got a Shlocker !
by Slclukieduke July 2, 2016
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shitlock

i tried to shit and my shit wouldnt come out so i experienced shitlock
by zavien dewitt October 25, 2016
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