Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

shitfest

1. when a situation or a task at hand goes bad.
2. An event that results in a displeasing outcome.

One arrives at a party and finds the situation bad, uncool, boring, lame and/or gay. One would describe the party as a "shitfest". Normally used in context as such, "What a shitfest!"

by N Rich April 15, 2006

Shitbombing

Putting feces in an almost empty shampoo bottle, add water or urine. Shake the bottle and spray it on your victim.

Mostly done in prison

On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.

by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009

shitfaceted

combination of shitfaced and wasted-referring to being extremely drunk

Last night I was so shitfaceted I don't even remember what happened!

by lazooooo August 15, 2009

shitcoat

When someone brings you non-bad news, or makes a statement, but then say it in a rude or a slick way, so then it sounds like an insult.

Guy #1: "Well, well, well. Looks like somebody's momma finally took them shopping."
Guy #2: "Bra, are you trying to say you like my fit?"
Guy #1: "You know me so well."
Guy #2: "Yeah. I know you like to shitcoat everything."

by wordofthedayeverydayandallday March 12, 2010

A-Town Shitbomb

When a girl is sitting on a guys lap and he goes to hug her, but squeezes so hard that it makes her shit her pants.

I accidentally gave my boyfriend the A-Town Shitbomb last night.

by 907Angelica February 3, 2009