Shanked

When someone sneaks up behind you, pulls your pants down and shoved their thumb up your rectum.

You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.

by shankbrothers September 30, 2023

shitonkey

The act of throwing shit at a caretaker

you did you see chad pull that devious shitonkey

by nickeh30 February 19, 2024

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Ship shanked

Shit out of luck

When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.

by Brianswords October 3, 2020

Get shanked

Dylan's slang for describing someone being stabbed.

Did you hear moaad's gonna get shanked

by Shankfumaster April 9, 2021

sugar shanked

to be stabbed by an improvised tool made of hard candy

Bro u good? Did you get sugar shanked? Ay bro please Detroit funerals are expensive!

by hogu April 17, 2022