Shitlag

The time lapse between your fart and the smell hitting yours, or indeed any one else's nostrils.

Have you just farted?
Yes
Can't smell it yet.
Don't worry there's a bit of a shitlag on that one.

by wombledrummer February 4, 2010

Skiola

A woman who will basically do anything with anyone. A woman who will most likely leave a good man for an ugly guy for unknown reasons. We have come to believe that these type of woman are most likely drug users / addicts.

Kori is such a Skiola, she left the dream guy for an ugly guy.

by DADDDDDY LO March 8, 2010

Shitlax

a way to tell someone to stop causing shit to happen or stop being such in shitty mood or to stop talking shit

Man you need to shitlax before you get punched.
Bruh shitlax, stop talking shit.
Yo when you gonna shitlax and get your shit together

by Domexigringa July 25, 2016

Shitlapse

When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.

Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."

Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."

Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."

by KidGoyard November 14, 2016

Shitlaced

"Barefaced & Shitlaced".
Means today you look fresh and bare on the outside but you were definitely doing something dirty last night.

"Getting my protein shake and recovering today--last night was too crazy. #barefaced #shitlaced "

by abstractbalance February 6, 2017

shilay

Shilay's are some of the most gorgeous women on the planet. Highly elusive, they are incredibly hard to find and tend to be very mysterious. Shilays are tall with big gorgeous curly hair. They are usually very artistic and musically inclined. They are the best friend you'll ever find. People are naturally drawn to them as they are easy going, artistic and hilarious.

Damn I just met the most amazing girl!
Ah, she must be named Shilay, am I right?

by zuzana June 8, 2018

shitlandia

Shitlandia is a term used for a place inherently useless

Bob: ugh this place is “shitlandia”
Karen: ikr

by Smokemaster45 November 27, 2019