A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.
Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.
Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.
by JahKnows November 27, 2016
Get the shell assmug. Psilocybe tyrannus, or commonly referred to as turtle shells, is a fairly new discovered psychadelic drug that dramatically increases a person's uptake of dopamine when consumed. Not only that, but it also contains high amounts of dopamine. The drug is actually a rare fungus that has nothing to do with a turtle. The fungus comes from several island countries such as Madagascar and the phillipines, and needs to be grown in intense sunglight. Even after it is full grown, the dealer must heat the fungus at high temperatures to make it produce pyschadelic effects. The result of this makes it almost leathery, and people say it looks like a turtle shell hence the name. Other street names include the tyrant, sithlord, dooku, and darth turtle. The trips of this drug have been compared to that of acid and ectasy but even stronger. Although there is no physical addiction to this drug, long term effects can be devastating to one's brain cell count and create a future of mental illness.
by theinformer69 August 12, 2006
Get the turtle shellsmug. by Balder November 9, 2003
Get the shell outmug. by Stinky1 December 30, 2003
Get the pulse shellmug. One who lacks social skills, Lives for Xbox Live, and also is known to drive purple S-10's. Pale white in complexion due to nerdy game playing, and masturbation. One who can live to be anywhere from 18 years old to 50, and still, a virgin.
by Mambo#5 April 20, 2010
Get the Shell Syndromemug. The 'tardle shell' is the turtleshell-like tiny backpack so frequently seen on the morbidly obese and mentally challenged folks in our society.
You often see heavy set people with these backpacks, which have two straps (usually black and/or thin, corded). These straps go around the shoulders to hold the tardle shell in place in the middle of the back.
The name 'tardle shell' comes from 'turtle shell' and 'retard', since often those called 'retards' wear these backpacks like shells.
You often see heavy set people with these backpacks, which have two straps (usually black and/or thin, corded). These straps go around the shoulders to hold the tardle shell in place in the middle of the back.
The name 'tardle shell' comes from 'turtle shell' and 'retard', since often those called 'retards' wear these backpacks like shells.
by AbbeyRoade June 26, 2009
Get the Tardle Shellmug. by OdieFan27 December 29, 2021
Get the In his shellmug.