(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.
Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.
Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.
by nolandc September 2, 2019

Egg on a shelf is referring to someone looks like an egg on a shelf. Specifically Elizabeth McDermad. She is the where this saying came from as she looks like a fucking egg on a shelf.
by Kalque August 20, 2020

a small, but sturdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user's inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts
by jam session September 1, 2009

by BWS June 13, 2005

by 9kButtEater July 12, 2012

Ex. 1
Fred Cusick: Neely scores top shelf.
Ex. 2
Random Fellow: They scored top shelf, where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.
Fred Cusick: Neely scores top shelf.
Ex. 2
Random Fellow: They scored top shelf, where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.
by The Sugabear April 29, 2010

by Scottski.M April 2, 2009
