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Three Sheets

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by 3v1L Schwin April 3, 2008
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Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.
Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.
by DoubleTT August 15, 2021
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poo sheet

A sheet, on which one may wipe one's poo.
"Abi, you used the last poo sheet! Hand me one will you?"
by SallyBean January 10, 2009
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Skankee Sheets

The term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. Generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up.
Lesbian 1: So I took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken sex!

Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over.
by IndieGal03 October 27, 2011
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dry sheet

Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event.

Opposite of: Wet Blanket.
Jennie is such a dry sheet, look at her dancing on the table top with all the boys staring.
by The Jokess April 25, 2009
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Sheet twister

by JAZZYJJR October 7, 2015
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trick sheet

A sheet that prostitutes put on their bed before a "date" to prevent their bed linens from becoming soiled. They are discarded after each date and refreshed before the next "date."
That guys not even worthy of the term douche bag, trick sheet is more like it.
by tahoedrew October 9, 2008
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