shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots

Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets

by nuppington January 12, 2023

Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003

shwaltering

boiling hot like an oven on fire

"miss, can i take a layer off im shwaltering?"

by rabk January 12, 2008

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

sbantering

Sbantering is slang for sexual banter texting, which is completely appropriate amongst friends, however it is completely different from the highly inappropriate sexting to lovers and booty calls.

sbantering might make you come across as homosexual if caught sbantering with members of the same sex. Also it has a tendency to lower the tone if the convosation very rapidly, with little warning.

'ooh who ya texting?'
'nobody interesting, just sbantering my bff'

by happykangaroo May 21, 2013

Shwittering

Tweeting on the toilet

I was shwittering with my buddy from the washroom.

by wotyballz April 17, 2014