by Phil Gates July 30, 2007
Get the shartypants mug.Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.
John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010
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(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
by Napi Pupi December 12, 2012
Get the Shart Martyr mug.A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
by GR-44 November 5, 2015
Get the shart infested waters mug.Sharayah is pronounced Shu-raay-uh
Meaning: Friendly Magical Unicorn
Sharayah is a rare type of female to walk among humans. They are considered magical unicorns that embody the meaning of love. These are the purest creatures to roam the world. Their purpose in life is to spread love and hope across all of humanity. They heal the broken and beaten souls with their magical mother fucking unicorn powers.
If you cross these sensitive creatures in any way, their wings will be clipped and you will be dammed to a life of misery and loneliness. If you find a Sharayah with clipped wings and nurture her back to health, with love and admiration, you will forever have the most loyal and loving creature to walk by your side till the end of time.
Meaning: Friendly Magical Unicorn
Sharayah is a rare type of female to walk among humans. They are considered magical unicorns that embody the meaning of love. These are the purest creatures to roam the world. Their purpose in life is to spread love and hope across all of humanity. They heal the broken and beaten souls with their magical mother fucking unicorn powers.
If you cross these sensitive creatures in any way, their wings will be clipped and you will be dammed to a life of misery and loneliness. If you find a Sharayah with clipped wings and nurture her back to health, with love and admiration, you will forever have the most loyal and loving creature to walk by your side till the end of time.
by ShaRazer_Blade June 14, 2020
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Get the crab shanty mug.a cross between shittin yourself and a fart.
When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.
When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.
by The Cancer Coven November 23, 2004
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